Haven't you worked out how to play my video messages yet?!? Well, I hope you can sort this for me. There's this online observatory connected to a bunch of satellites orbiting the planet. I've been using them to keep an eye out for alien invaders and stuff. Small problem... the observatory has lost contact with the missing satellites. I need someone to try and find them. Go to www.visittorchwood.co.uk and click on Observatory. Then "Scan for heavenly bodies" and enter the password which clever old me has got for you - Victoria.
PS: This is a message to whoever it is who keeps emailing "They're coming" to me. I don't know who you are but I don't get it. Is it some kind of joke?