UPDATE: Help Me!
You won't believe what I've found!!! There's this secret storage facility full of alien stuff which you can access through the website below. The problem is they're on to me and have gone and locked me out!
Before they did, I found out there's something there called "Sycorax" - I've got to know what it is. Can you help?
You've got to go into this website and click on a link called "Old Rope". Once you've done this, you can take control of a little robot thing and search for "Sycorax". I'll monitor your progress and will let you know what to do when you've found it. Good luck!!
PS: Want to know why I knew there was something dodgy about it? Look up Leamington Spa - do you think it really needs lifeboats? See, I'm not just a pretty face!