NEW SIGHTING: Rose in the Eighties?




Now that everyone knows I'm not a murderer, people on the estate are being really helpful. Jackie leant me this. She was going through some old things, and she found a wedding video. It says it all really. What were they doing in our own past? Was the Doctor meddling with how history should be?

Catch you next week, Mickey

COMPETITION WINNER
Our winner is 14 year-old Adam Mitchell from Nottingham. Adams mum tells me hes something of a star with computers, and is bound to have a bright future ahead of him, and make his parents very proud. Adam just wishes Id not spoken to his mum. Heres the winning entry in our Geocomtex competition:


    I want to meet an alien because I want to see the stars. Id love to stand out in space, looking down at the Earth. I want to know what real life is like, out there. I want to travel so quickly, Im everywhere at once.

    I want to learn whatever theyll teach us as I believe that aliens arent evil. Theyre just a bit like us, but with faster computers and better public transport.

    We could learn so much from them things that could make our lives that much easier. My dad, for instance hes got a bit of arthritis (well, mum says its gout, but who gets that these days?) and even with all our science, we cant cure that. We can only make it hurt a bit less.

    But aliens could cure it not because theyre gods, but because if they can travel through space, theyd have to have more understanding than us of metabolism, and the wear and tear of space travel on their bodies - well, if they still have them! So, they could cure arthritis.

    In fact they can probably control ageing and their appearance far better than we can all the advances were struggling with, they probably had to solve just to get off the planet. And they could give us all that knowledge.

    I dont think its cheating, really. Its just a short cut. Weve probably got stuff they want, like Shakespeare and stuff and even if we havent, itll be like file sharing if youve got something, you show off by sharing it, as it makes you feel good that you got there first.

    Thats why I want to meet an alien. Im so keen to learn from them, to travel with them and see what they see, that I know Id be their best friend.
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